Being South African

We live in a pretty bizarre country. See how well you know SA by completing our citizenship test:

If you're a man running with women, and you beat them - you are best described as::

	a chauvanist
	a hairdresser at a tragic hairdressing event
	the weird guy on "Extreme Makeover"
	Caster Semenya
	a rapist

Who is SA's biggest TV star in 2009?:

	Tony Sanderson
	PW Botha
	Dali Tambo
	Noleen Maholwana-Sangqu
	Felicia Mabuza-Suttle

On Heritage day, we fly which flag::

	The ANC flag
	The Old South African flag
	The South African flag
	The Chinese flag
	The Vierkleur

At COSATU's Congress, you get all red-faced and angry. You should take it out on::

	Jacob Zuma, whom you elected to office
	Trevor Manuel, arch-capitalist
	Blade Nzimande, who took all the power you gave him and got a ministry, leaving you behind
	White people
	Karl Marx, who wrote that outdated manifesto

When applying to be a Constitutional Court Judge, the best course of action is::

	Cause controversy, interefere with other judges and make racist remarks a.k.a John Hlophe
	Quietly get on with it and don't make a noise a.k.a. Sandile Ncgobo
	Get a TV show a.k.a. Dennis Davis
	Be a lesbian and human rights activist a.k.a. Kathy Satchwell
	Judge singing and wear flamboyant outifts a.k.a Mara Louw

You're confronted by Bheki Cele, looking suspicious, with stolen goods in your hand. He will::

	Steal your stolen goods for himself
	Shoot you and kill you
	Take you into custody
	Tell your mother about your naughty behaviour
	Like Jackie Selebi, make friends with you, since you are a crook