Being South African

We live in a pretty bizarre country. See how well you know SA by completing our citizenship test:

If you're a man running with women, and you beat them - you are best described as::

	Caster Semenya
	a hairdresser at a tragic hairdressing event
	a rapist
	a chauvanist
	the weird guy on "Extreme Makeover"

Who is SA's biggest TV star in 2009?:

	PW Botha
	Felicia Mabuza-Suttle
	Tony Sanderson
	Dali Tambo
	Noleen Maholwana-Sangqu

On Heritage day, we fly which flag::

	The Vierkleur
	The ANC flag
	The Chinese flag
	The South African flag
	The Old South African flag

At COSATU's Congress, you get all red-faced and angry. You should take it out on::

	White people
	Karl Marx, who wrote that outdated manifesto
	Trevor Manuel, arch-capitalist
	Jacob Zuma, whom you elected to office
	Blade Nzimande, who took all the power you gave him and got a ministry, leaving you behind

When applying to be a Constitutional Court Judge, the best course of action is::

	Quietly get on with it and don't make a noise a.k.a. Sandile Ncgobo
	Be a lesbian and human rights activist a.k.a. Kathy Satchwell
	Cause controversy, interefere with other judges and make racist remarks a.k.a John Hlophe
	Get a TV show a.k.a. Dennis Davis
	Judge singing and wear flamboyant outifts a.k.a Mara Louw

You're confronted by Bheki Cele, looking suspicious, with stolen goods in your hand. He will::

	Steal your stolen goods for himself
	Take you into custody
	Shoot you and kill you
	Tell your mother about your naughty behaviour
	Like Jackie Selebi, make friends with you, since you are a crook