Could you be the new ANC Youth League President?

This is the place for leaders of the future!

This quiz works a little differently. Here your score is calculated like a golf score - the LOWEST score wins you the top job at the ANCYL. Try your worst. Julius Malema took 7 years to complete high school (check it out http://www.news24.com/News24/South_Africa/Politics/0,,2-7-12_2340405,00.html ), can you do better?

 

When you call a press conference to "clarify" your statements about KILLING people, always::

	refuse to apologise
	denounce the media and it's nine-mouthed, winged, mischievous journalist whores
	explain that KILL KILL KILL means love and that it's all about context
	serve many liquorice allsorts
	fall on your sword and resign (HA!)

Youth Day, 16 June is all about::

	The role young people played in the struggle, particularly on that date in 1976 when Soweto rose up to the old regime
	Speeches that involve the words KILL KILL KILL KILL
	Sleeping late and wearing slob clothes all day
	enjoying young people like Roman Polanski did
	being unemployed, an underage parent, uneducated and poor

The greatest challenge to young people is::

	The systematic campaign of disinformation and media-perpetuated lies about Jacob Zuma
	Unemployment and ill-discipline
	the i-POD
	Julius Malema
	Thabo Mbeki

During the election of a new Youth League President, the following conduct is advised::

	burning of tyres and some pariahs
	Exposure of the buttocks and singing of Umshini' Wam
	not spelling anything korrecktly
	smearing of faeces on the walls
	Plenty of anti-Mbeki rhetoric

If the courts find Jacob Zuma guilty you must::

	blame the Imperialist, colonial British
	Do as Julius says and commit suicide - "Die for Zuma"
	dissolve the Scorpions
	humbly accept the ruling and rally around a new leader's table to gather some few scraps
	KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL

If Shakes has 4 Zameleks and he steals 2 more, how many does he have?:

	8
	4 again
	Six ma' bon sevennnn- driva!
	4
	2

To be President of the Youth League, you must::

	make loud noises and claim to be a Polokwane king-maker
	not be smarter than a 5th grader
	be 35 years old or older
	be willing to KILL KILL KILL KILL
	have a fat face and wear anoraks