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World Cup Fever!
World cup is reaching fever pitch!
Zakumi Build-A-Bear Workshop
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A new billbord for 5FM mornings
Our new avertising campaign kicks off next week:
Bheki Cele's Fitness Wisdom
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Bizarre
Backseat driver! I hate people who put the front seat in a reclining position. Drive upright! FFS! Do you have spina bifida?
Looks like...
Ever see someone and think: "Wow, that looks just like...". Yeah... Take a look...
Polokwane Stadium
Here are a few photos sent in by Marc Dryden-Schofield of the new Polokwane Stadium. Not bad at all...
Inside the National Stadium
A rare peek inside the most important parts of the newNational Stadium - the biggest in Africa, and venue for the Opening and Final game sof the 2010 Fifa World Cup... Take a look:
Great names - only in SA
We were talking about the rubbish names some people give their kids - look at these:
Christmas on 5FM Mornings
Our new Xmas Avatars
What does Tiger want for Christmas?
Believe in a gun-free society?
Tiger's family photo
Taken on the N2 in Cape Town this morning. Unbelievable
Pics of the destruction of Allandale Bridge on the N1
5FM Mornings on South Park
Here are the team from 5FM Mornings on South Park
Our P*I*M*P*I*N*G Commish
Our P*I*M*P*I*N*G Commish, Bheki Cele
Pics from the CSA Awards dinner
These photographs were taken at this year's Cricket South Africa Awards dinner - the best one yet. I was the host, along with the gorgeous Unathi Nkayi...
MJ and death
Josef Fritzl = Joseph Jackson
These two look way too similar...
The only way Bafana Bafana will ever win
The Gareth Bobble-Head
A different take on the iPhone
Nando's Halaal
What did our First Ladies' think of Zuma's State of the Nation address?
What did our First Ladies' think of Zuma's State of the Nation address?
Shame...
Obama's do's
Mr. Prezz
Swine flu!
The swine flu is spreading! Lock away your daughters...
The only way Bafana can win in 2010
The only way Bafana can win in 2010
The Dalai Lama is allowed in! He's coming
The Dalai Lama is allowed in! He's coming
The Arch!
The Arch is our man!
Mariah and Jen Su
Here's who Jen was hanging with last week...
Waaaa ka ka ka ka
The Browns
Global warming protest
Zuma's facebook profile
The freak of nature
Would you wear this t-shirt?
What a nice girl
SAA again
The National disgrace
Sometimes the message fits
Sometimes the message fits
Julius eating humble pie
Here he is! The famous photo of Julius eating humble pie!
Obama
My favourite rock band of all time
Msholozi!
Oh... Hi!
Australian fires
@ one point...
Msholozi
Need a job?
New Banknote
Our new banknotes are released this week
What would you do?
What would you do?
Personlised Plates
SAA is high in the skies!
"Simon Says Touch Your Shoulder"
This weekend's COPE rally ended in a fun game of SIMON SAYS...
SABC News
Could someone please send the whole SABC newsroom to SCHOOL
Obama-mania and the end of Bush
Barack is in, George is out. I'm gonna miss George...
Ginger stories
For Sias
Indian Astronaut returns safely to Earth
Indian Astronaut returns safely to Earth
The New President!
The New President! - Barack Hussein Obama
Headway - Alexandra
Why would you name your child that?
Why would you name your child that?
Play the race card!
Time to play the race card...
George W does it again!
George W does it again!
New American banknote
Here's the new U.S. Banknote:
Castrol Chicken Run 2008
Bob must be laughing...
A change will do you good...
History of religion
Danny Jordaan in studio
Danny Jordaan, head of the Local Organising Committee for the FIFA 2010 World Cup was in our studio last Friday...
More of the same with John McCain?
Poor Thabo
Zimbabwe's Power-sharing deal
Primi Wharf - Girls' Night Out
YOU AWARDS 2008
Springbok Rugby tactics revealed!
Olympians visit the studio
Roland Schoeman and Oscar Pistorius popped by last Friday...
Michael Phelps as a kid
Birthday wishes from Zim
Lookalikes
Fresh's crocs
Signs at the Beijing Olympics
No speak Engrish
Brilliant cartoons from Mr. Fish of the LA Weekly
Midgets Parade at the Loeries!
Belinda, notorious Gareth's Girl went to the Loeries nd brought this special collection of photos back. Bless her.
Flava Flav!
Star of the show "Flavours of Love", Flava Flav. What a mongoloid.
Man and goat!
This was in the Daily Sun newspaper yesterday. Nice one. The world is in a lot of trouble...
Poor Billionaires
Have you ever heard of a poor billionaire?
Government jobs
Which government job looks the hardest?
Fat bastards
I think fat people are funny. Look at these ones... nom nom nom
Freaks!
Your morning fix of freaky human beings. Got to love the mutants...
A new way to get to work?
This is the Jet-pack we were talking about on the show this morning - Imagine flying over the traffic in one of these. Shopping bags might be a problem though...
Toilets! Choices galore
I need to buy a toilet... Who knew there were so many to choose from:
Gareth's fantasmagorical Freak Farm!
Here are a few specimens I hope to be able to include in my Fantasmagorical Freak Farm. They're all real, by the way.
Mugabe returne to Zim
Lord of The Rings!
The pictures tell the whole story
Some photos don't need captions...
The last KFC left in Zimbabwe
Wonderbra
The Launch of the new Wonderbra model
The Pot Kiln in Africa
Why captions are important
TEQUILA LAUNCH
TEQUILA Website Launch Party
PERONI EVENT
PERONI EVENT where one lucky winner won a Ferrari!
SPECIAL OLYMPICS
Gareth's Girls attended the opening of the Special Olympics Ceremony
World's ugliest dog
A three-legged, one-eyed, hairless dog has hobbled away with the title of world's ugliest dog. Gus, a pedigree Chinese crested dog, claimed victory in the annual contest in northern California. His owner says, that she would spend the £500 prize money on treatment for Gus's skin cancer. Ms Teed entered her pet in the contest to raise awareness and hope for people whose pets have cancer. Among a host of aesthetically-challenged pooches, the Chinese crested breed is often the stand-out in the competition. Last year's winner, Elwood, was a Chinese crested and Chihuahua mix
Remember Happy Sindane?
Remember Happy Sindane? The white/black kid who didn't belong? We found him...
Girly men - who would make the best looking woman?
Pick your man/woman. Bruce Willis would make a hideous woman, but I'd sleep with Ben Affleck
Manly women
Look at these dudes...
FTV Ladies Dinner
FTV Ladies Dinners hosted by Gareth Cliff and Gareth's Girls
This week's bizarre stuff
A whole lot of crazy stuff that happened this week:
Magnum and Higgins
The refugees return!
Money doesn't buy everything
A nice photo of Leigh-Ann, Mabale and I taken at Sun City last year
Champion's League warning sign
The cruellest Eye chart
Evolution of man and TV
Zim Bill
A fan writes...
Damn Straight!
Times are tough
Josef Fritzl's Business Card
Bad day on the field
Tour of Port Elizabeth
Load Shedding?
Amy Winehouse and children
A good idea?
Angela Merkel's numbies!
What's an Enur?
These are two examples of Enurs:
Should we boycott the Olympics? Hell yeah!
All credit to the brave Zapiro. Here he's right on the money
A troll at Cokefest
Heather Mills couldn't wait to start spending Pauls' money...
Where does your petrol money go?
Look at what the oil profits are spent on - silver plated cars... Arabs are so vulgar
More Hillary supporters
Who's backing Hillary?
Why not choose a combo?
Amy Winehouse looking worse than ever!
Poor Amy has some terrible fungal skin disease, as if being a drunk and a drug-addict wasn't bad enough... Take a look at this disturbing pic... Poor Amy
Gareth's Girls Official Mascot
Ladies and Gents Welcome the offiicial Mascot to the Gareth's Girls!
Kay Burley - Aw! Suits You! Slapper! Aw!
Here's Kay Burley of Sky News, she's a right slapper... and wins awards. Aw!
A sexy photo of Scary Spice, Mel B
What does a 320 pound woman look like?
US Elections 2008
The pic I thought I'd never take
Here's me and Celine. Yeah, laugh it up...
Cruisey or Crazy?
Hope for Sias's people
Damon's unacceptable parking
Look at how badly Damon parks... Disgusting...
Gareth's Gallery
These are a bunch of photos exclusively for you on garethcliff.com. You won't find them anywhere else and some of them have never been shown before...
Gareth's Girls Gallery
Gareth's Girls Gallery
Cool new inventions
Cool stuff we should all have
The sexy Democrat
Here's Billary Clinton, husband of former President, William Jefferson Clinton. She thinks she might become President herself. Ha ha ha. I think I might become pregnant with a Jersey cow calf. Ha ha ha
Derek Zoolander plays cricket???
Mitchell Johnson looks like Derek Zoolander. Is he really, really, ridiculously good-looking, or just Australian - and therefore half-kangaroo?
Best t-shirts ever
Wear one of these babies in public and you're sure to get into some stormy water.
Our New Studios Being Built
Safety is very important for us, we wouldn't want any of these gems to get hurt. At the SABC - new, state-of-the-art broadcast facilities are beign built to make your radio seem to be better, even though it will sound the same! Miraculous.
